Log Entry 18: Taken from The Bureau's Foyer on 08/18/2017 at 12:51:26

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Alastor Hacon: Wow, guys! I really appreciate it!

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Ozzi Smithe: Even in a war, we have to celebrate the little victories.

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Bria Midgette: Not being killed by Ryze for a whole year is a helluva victory.

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Hacon: You can say that again.

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Melonie Sanders: Alastor! Happy birthday, baby!

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Hacon: Thanks, babe! I'm guessing you're in on this?

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Sanders: No, but I was with this!

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Hacon: Whoa! Wonder what this is...

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(The sound of wrapping paper tearing can be heard.)

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Hacon: (Pause) I'm wondering what this is.

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Sanders: Ozzi?

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Smithe: Made from Tungsten and Iridium, this extremely durable shield can expand and compact on command. It is detachable and can attach to your armor on several points.

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Sanders: And it integrates perfectly! All you have to do is think and it expands!

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Hacon: (Chuckles) Melonie, all you had to say was "stop fighting like a [REDACTED]head".

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Midgette: Melonie ain't like me. I told you to "stop fightin' like a [REDACTED]head" two weeks ago. (Laughs)

 

Hacon: Thanks, guys. I appreciate all of this. 

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Smithe: While it's on my mind, how's your face, Alastor?

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Hacon: What–?

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(Melonie is heard spitting out some kind of drink)