Log Entry 17: Taken from Outside The Bureau on 08/17/2017 at 14:12:09

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Ozzi Smithe: (Yelling) To the left! Keep going! Keep going!

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Melonie Sanders: Hey, Ozzi. What are you doing?

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Smithe: I'm guiding Bria. She's putting up decorations for Alastor's birthday.

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Sanders: Aw! That's so sweet!

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Bria Midgette: (In the distance) Is that Melonie?

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Smithe: (Yelling) Yeah, she says "hi"! (Regular voice) She's afraid of heights, but she really wanted to put up the letters on the roof. You're fine! Just don't look down! Even with synthetic implants, this fall would probably kill her. Too far! Go back! I am not prepared to catch her if she falls.

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Sanders: How much longer does she have to be up there?

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Smithe: Well, she put "Birth" up there. How many letters is "–day Alastor"?

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Sanders: Where's the "Happy"?

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Smithe: (Pause) ...oh, s[REDACTED].