Log Entry 15: Taken from The Bureau's Lounge on 08/11/2017 at 16:48:51

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Alastor Hacon: And place that... there.

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Melonie Sanders: Hey, guys!

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Bria Midgette: What are you two nerds doing?

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Mason Rogers: Alastor's helping me upgrade my PC.

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Sanders: You can build computers, Alastor?

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Hacon: (In a deepened voice) There's a lot you don't know about me, babe. (Regular voice) Now, you're gonna want to drop that GPU into that slot, fans facing towards the bottom of the case.

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Sanders: This looks confusing.

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Midgette: The hell is a "GPU"?

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Hacon: "Graphics Processing Unit". It processes all of the graphical stuff in your games.

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Sanders: Then what's the "CPU"?

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Midgette: Ooh! I know! That's the whole box, right?

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Hacon: The Valhalla Public school system has failed you just like the U.S. Public school system failed us.

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Rogers: (Chortles)

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Hacon: The CPU is that small square right there in the motherboard. It handles all of the calculations and essential instructions for the system.

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Sanders: So that's the RAM next to it, right?

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Hacon: Correct! You always place them in slots two and four.

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Midgette: Why buy these fancy RAM sticks when I heard you can just download extra RAM?

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Hacon: (Pause) ...Bria, what the [REDACTED].