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Log Entry 14

Log Entry 14: Taken from The Bureau's Mess Hall on 08/10/2017 at 12:34:15

Melonie Sanders: Aw! Look at this one!

Alastor Hacon: I absolutely hate how adorable that puppy is.

Sanders: You wanna get one after the War?

Hacon: Sure, I love dogs, babe.

Sanders: (Hums affectionately) (Gasps) Oh no!

Hacon: What?

Sanders: I forgot my fork!

Hacon: (Kisses teeth) ...are you for real, babe?

Sanders: Can you get me one?

Hacon: Really?! The forks are right there!

Sanders: (Babbling) Pleeeeeeaaaase...?

(Several seconds of silence)

Hacon: (Sighs) God [REDACTED] it, I hate when you use the eyes.

Sanders: Thanks, baby! (Pause) (Chuckles to herself)

Current Population:

13.4 Million

9.9 Million Humans; 3.5 Million Ski'tal

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