Log Entry 8: Taken from The Bureau Mess Hall on 08/03/2017 at 21:05:28

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Melonie Sanders: Bria, I have a problem.

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Bria Midgette: (Audibly eating something, most likely a sandwich) What is it?

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Sanders: Alastor's birthday is in two weeks and I don't know what to get him!

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Midgette: (Still eating) Wow, what an awesome girlfriend. (Hearty laughter)

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Sanders: I was busy! You try getting your girlfriend a gift in the middle of a massive war!

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Midgette: Aw, how inclusive. But that's why this bird flies solo.

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Sanders: (Groans) I'm short on time. I've gotta go. Sorry!

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(Sounds of Melonie's footsteps get quieter. Audible chewing can be heard)

Alastor Hacon: (In the distance) Bria!

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Midgette: Oh my [REDACTED]ing God...

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Hacon: (Now speaking in range of audio capture device.) Bria! I have a problem.

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Midgette: (No audible response is given. The sound of lettuce crunching can be heard.) 

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Hacon: The fourteenth is me and Melonie's one month anniversary and I have nothing!

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Midgette: You guys are tripping.

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Hacon: What would you get your girlfriend?

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(Silence)

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Midgette: My stupid [REDACTED] doesn't know because I can't keep one...

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Hacon: Aw, Bria. I didn't–

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Midgette: Don't worry about it.