Log Entry 5: Taken from Main Council Chambers on 07/31/2017 at 12:00:38

 

Councilwoman Roselyn Vasquez: We've convened for your monthly report, Alastor. What are your--? (Pause) What is she doing here?

Alastor Hacon: Who?

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Bria Midgette: Me?

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Vasques: Yes, you know she is banned from all Council Hearings for "excessive explicit language."

Hacon: This is news to me.

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Midgette: Yeah, what gives?

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Hacon: She's my general, I can't have you banning her.

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Midgette: I promise I'll change. I can be an angel. (Visibly bats eyelashes)

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(Congregation laughs softly)

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Vasquez: (Audibly groans) Fine. Please brief us on the last mission that you have carried out.

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Hacon: Sure. We--

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Midgette: Oh, [REDACTED]. That [REDACTED] was wild as f--!

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Vasquez: Get out.

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(Congregation bursts into laughter)